Teutonen-Schorsch

Having denounced his motherland which led to a nationwide crisis, local riots and international statements of concern, former playboy and country singer Stelzn-Schorsch was seen defacting to our northern neighbors. Despite a clever disguise to foil prosecutors and assassins special agent Max "Miaschaissnsenix" Meinl succeeded in uncovering his new identity. Teutonen- Schorsch remains on the run and will possible seek refuge in a country without tight contacts to key european community governments.