Oct 19, 2007
HOMIE
Having recently been released after a rough 5 years in state penitentiary the former leader of the Nudeldrucker-Gang was seen in his old hood in Vienna rounding up some members of his clan. Renewed clashes over the running of the local black market chewing gum sales are likely. Police is already investigating possible developments.
Oct 18, 2007
Green and Mean
The infamous "Green Carpet Flathead" commonly referred to as "Tit Snapper" was spotted again recently after a long absence. The beast was estimated to be a whopping 3.5 m long and found waiting for unassuming prey in just 4 m of water. The local beaches were closed after the sighting for all female swimmers.
The infamous "Green Carpet Flathead" commonly referred to as "Tit Snapper" was spotted again recently after a long absence. The beast was estimated to be a whopping 3.5 m long and found waiting for unassuming prey in just 4 m of water. The local beaches were closed after the sighting for all female swimmers.
Oct 9, 2007
Voodoo Stefy
After much deliberation Madame Stefy aka “Voodoo Stefy” agreed to hold a Voodoo Clinic for interested parties. Course content, requirements for participation can be found on her website www.missaplane.com
A Renegade
Sadly we have to announce that one of our own, "Stelzn Schorsch", aka "Minority Schorsch", has recently been caught exhibiting some of the more unacceptable social habits of our times and is now being sought after by international police. His cunning character has so far helped him avoid prosecution but with increased efforts and unseen international cooperation his days are surely numbered.
Sadly we have to announce that one of our own, "Stelzn Schorsch", aka "Minority Schorsch", has recently been caught exhibiting some of the more unacceptable social habits of our times and is now being sought after by international police. His cunning character has so far helped him avoid prosecution but with increased efforts and unseen international cooperation his days are surely numbered.
Politics
We gladly support a most promising upcoming politician who, with greatest skill and innovative thinking, is able to reshape the common sloth into a supreme being of utmost grace, beauty and productivity. Look forward to his seminar programs “I reiß eich des wüde owe, wenns net onzaht’s! – a timely re-evaluation of leadership skills”.
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